Topics of the day:
1. The Young Man and The Pharmacist; Suicide... <poss. off. chaste>
2. self-control (fwd)
3. Student Blooper History - 2/4
4. No Subject
5. How to offend a blonde <off. to ...(guess what)>
6. Mark
7. Land of hoppers (off. to Texans, off. Australians?)
8. Police Blotter/Off The Wire
9. Another great country-western song <off. to classical music lovers>
10. Good News/Bad News for O.J. <sick>
11. Dirty limerick contest <offensive>
12. Dear IRS, Take my Children, PLEASE!
13. <No subject given>
14. Life 8.6
15. Little Red Riding Hood >profanity, crude, innuendo<
16. Humor: Franzheimer Theatre
17. nun joke <not really offensive>
18. Training <off. language>
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Date: Tue, 6 Jun 1995 00:17:00 +0400
From: Jeff Guinzburg <jeff@ISI.NOVIX.NS.CA>
Subject: The Young Man and The Pharmacist; Suicide... <poss. off. chaste>
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the
condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really
hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the' night. We're
having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a
feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me
all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes
his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her
parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins
the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over
and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a
pharmacist."
Origin: Forwarded to me by FunnieLdy@aol.com at 5/31/95 9:03 AM as "Funny
of the day :) 5/31".
--
RE: Suicide, Accident, or Homicide?
> The medical examiner closed the case as a suicide."
And the Prosecutor probably had a case for Assault on the part of Ronald's
father. But why didn't Ronald look down before jumping?
"People who can't even kill themselves correctly should be taken out and
shot!" :) [who said that, Kevorkian?]
Best Regards, Jeff.
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Date: Tue, 6 Jun 1995 02:30:37 EDT
From: Ann Dellarocco <anndell@RDZ.STJOHNS.EDU>
Subject: self-control (fwd)
> Date: 6/6/95
> From: Ann Dellarocco (anndell@rdz.stjohns.edu)
> Subject: self-control and mouths
>
> A guy applied for a job where security was of the utmost importance.
> He was told: "We are looking for someone who can keep his mouth
> shut."
>
> The guy said, "I can."
>
> Interviewer: "Okay, we will see, then started him out at less
> than the minimum wage.
>
>
--
Ann Dellarocco
Internet: anndell@rdz.stjohns.edu
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Date: Tue, 6 Jun 1995 03:02:42 EDT
From: Ted Hermary <CZTH@MCGILLA.BITNET>
Subject: Student Blooper History - 2/4
[Sorry for the time loop - here's the second part:]
History According to Student Bloopers - Part 2
Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks. History call
people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very
long. At Roman banquets, the guests wore garlic in their hair.
Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul.
The Ides of March killed him because they thought he was going to
be made king. Nero was a cruel tyrany who would torture his poor
subjects by playing the fiddle to them.
Then came the Middle Ages. King Alfred conquered the Dames,
King Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery, King Harlod mustarded
his troops before the Battle of Hastings, Joan of Arc was
cannonized by George Bernard Shaw, and the victims of the Black
Death grew boobs on their necks. Finally, the Magna Carta
provided that no free man should be hanged twice for the same
offense.
In medieval times most of the people were alliterate. The
greatest writer of the time was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and
verse and also wrote literature. Another tale tells of William
Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his
son's head.
The Renaissance was an age in which more individuals felt
the value of their human being. Martin Luther was nailed to the
church door at Wittenberg for selling papal indulgences. He died
a horrible death, being excommunicated by a bull. It was the
painter Donatello's interest in the female nude that made him the
father of the Renaissance. It was an age of great inventions and
discoveries. Gutenberg invented the Bible. Sir Walter Raleigh is
a historical figure because he invented cigarettes. Another
important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Francis
Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.
The government of England was a limited mockery. Henry VIII
found walking difficult because he had an abbess on his knee.
Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a
success. When Elizabeth exposed herself before her troops, they
all shouted "hurrah." Then her navy went out and defeated the
Spanish Armadillo.
The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William
Shakespear. Shakespear never made much money and is famous only
because of his plays. He lived in Windsor with his merry wives,
writing tragedies, comedies and errors. In one of Shakespear's
famous plays, Hamlet rations out his situation by relieving
himself in a long soliloquy. In another, Lady Macbeth tries to
convince Macbeth to kill the King by attacking his manhood. Romeo
and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Writing at the
same time as Shakespear was Miquel Cervantes. He wrote "Donkey
Hote". The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote
"Paradise Lost." Then his wife dies and he wrote "Paradise
Regained."
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Date: Sun, 6 Jun 1915 12:24:18 LCL
From: BEN SHAUL <UO516@IBMVM.HAI.IEC.CO.IL>
Subject: No Subject
========SYS.LIMIT,UPERR CASE========
ONE GUY FIND AN OLD LAMP SO HE RUB IT.OUT JUMP A HUGE
UGLY JINNI,HOLDING HIS HUGE PENIS,"YOU WANT IT WITH SALVE
OR WITHOUT"."WITHOUT" SAY THE GUY WANDERING WHAT IS GOING ON.
THE JINNI JUMP ON THE GUY AND NAIL HIM IN HIS BUTTOCK.
THE NEXT DAY THE GAY RUB THE LUMP AND AGAIN THE JINNI JUMP
YELLING "YOU WANT IT WITH SALVE OR WITHOUT"
THE GUY,FROM LAST DAY EXPERIENCE,SAY "WITH SALVE",
SO THE JINNI SHOUT "HI SALVE,CAME AND JOIN IN".
===============================================================
SORRY,SYS.LIMIT,MAY BE IN UPPER CASE.NOT OFFENSIVE OR SHOUTING!
===============================================================
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Date: Tue, 6 Jun 1995 11:06:33 GMT
From: Kuno Sandholzer <k.sand@MAGNET.AT>
Subject: How to offend a blonde <off. to ...(guess what)>
It's not a joke actually but a funny idea:
Take a little piece of paper and write the following on
both sides of it:
How can you keep a blonde busy for hours? -->
Then show it to a blonde...
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Date: Tue, 6 Jun 1995 08:50:32 -0400
From: Larry Scott <scott@BUFFNET.NET>
Subject: Mark
It's a dark and stormy night. A drunk, taking a short-cut home, falls
into an open grave and because of the slippery sides and his inebriation,
is unable to extricate himself. He is sitting in the corner of grave, in
fetal position, trying to keep warm, when he hears some one calling his
name: "Mark!" "Mark!" Soon he hears it again, closer and louder, "Mark!"
"Mark!" Terrified, he looks up and over the edge of the grave...peers a
dog with a hare-lip.
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Date: Tue, 6 Jun 1995 06:04:00 PDT
From: "Narasimhan, Seshadri" <NARASIS@MTOMP002.ALLIED.COM>
Subject: Land of hoppers (off. to Texans, off. Australians?)
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie
farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the
Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".
Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd
of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least
twice as large as your cows". The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died
when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks,
"And what are those"? The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, "Don't you
have any grasshoppers in Texas"?
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Date: Mon, 5 Jun 1995 22:17:33 EDT
From: KEITH E SULLIVAN <DNWU64A@PRODIGY.COM>
Subject: Police Blotter/Off The Wire
POLICE BLOTTER
Recent Police Activity
Auburn Police
23400 block, 102nd Place Southeast -- A woman reported that someone stole
mail from her condo and, when she was gone, entered the place to tie her
shoelaces together, tilt pictures on the walls and take snaps from her
clothing. There had been no forced entries. No arrests were made. (May 30)
Renton Police
3000 block, Southeast Royal Hills Drive -- A 5-year-old boy threatened a
6-year-old boy with a steak knife, saying he would kill the other boy
unless he agreed to come out and play. Officers arrived and took the
knife, and no charges were filed due to the ages of the boys. (May 26)
Maple Valley Precinct
67200 Maple Valley-Black Diamond Highway -- A Maple Valley man told police
somebody broke into his house, carried a few items outside onto the lawn
and set them on fire. (June 1)
Green River Community College -- Campus security detained two young men
prowling cars in the parking lot. One youth, estimated to be about 16,
fled, but an 18-year-old was nabbed. He was caught breaking into a woman's
car in an attempt to steal a stereo worth about $1,500. He told police he
was going to sell the stereo to buy a pair of tennis shoes. (June 1)
From The Seattle Times, Monday, June 5, 1995
OFF THE WIRE
News We Just Couldn't Pass Up
A retired beer taster is suing a major Brazilian brewer which, he claims,
is responsible for his becoming an alcoholic.
Three people in Thailand became seriously ill after eating soil from a
temple compound that was said to possess magic therapeutic powers.
A polite thief apologized for stealing a London woman's car in a note
saying he had to take his pregnant wife to the hospital.
Casinos in Atlantic City, N.J., accepted bogus $100 bills for a whole
weekend till a sharp-eyed prostitute noticed and helped police bust the counterfeiters.
A Sri Lankan government official popped a bribe into his mouth when
detectives pounced on him, then bit a policeman who tried to retrieve the money.
A young hummingbird that considered an 11-year-old California boy a likely
nesting spot clung to his curly hair for three hours before teachers were
able to pluck it free.
A would-be car thief in Hammond, La., who spotted an unlocked car with the
motor running changed his mind in a hurry when he came face to face with
the owner's 9-foot python.
The Internal Revenue Service center in northern Kentucky has been selling
unused income-tax forms to be recycled into toilet paper.
A researcher says Fiji was populated by a race of cheerful,
mountain-dwelling dwarfs before the arrival of the Melanesians, who are
generally regarded as the South Pacific nation's first settlers.
New Delhi burglars dug a tunnel to rob a jeweler's shop but ended up in a
washing-machine store next door.
Toronto art critics are going ape over paintings by Charles, a 440-pound
gorilla that commands up to $585 a painting.
Compiled by Ivan Weiss
From The Seattle Times, Saturday, June 3, 1995
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Date: Tue, 6 Jun 1995 10:32:08 EDT
From: MR LYLE J KINNAMAN <FVKM43A@PRODIGY.COM>
Subject: Another great country-western song <off. to classical music lovers>
Aonther award winning country western: "Dear Jesus, Please Dropkick Me
Through The Goal Posts Of Life". Lyle's Joke Boutique.
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Date: Tue, 6 Jun 1995 11:04:34 EDT
From: Donald E Chesnel <dec_c967@NS01.PORTS.NAVY.MIL>
Subject: Good News/Bad News for O.J. <sick>
This just in from Los Angeles, California:
O.J.Simpson got some good news and some bad news today.
The bad news was DNA testing positively concludes that it was his
blood found on the many pieces of evidence.
The good news is that his cholesterol level is only 130 !
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Date: Tue, 6 Jun 1995 10:17:35 -0500
From: James Thorson <jthorson@CWIS.UNOMAHA.EDU>
Subject: Dirty limerick contest <offensive>
This guy enters a contest to see who can write the dirtiest limerick. He
writes a real doozie and figures that he's a lead-pipe cinch to win. Six
weeks later he gets a notice in the mail that he's come in second place.
Curious as to what could be filthier than the limerick he entered, he
calls up the contest judge.
The judge says, "Well, you certainly had a fine entry, but there was one
that just was hands-down dirtier than yours. I'd read it to you, but
there are certain words I just can't say over the telephone."
"All right," the contestant says, "when you come to a word you can't say
on the phone, just say the word 'blank.'"
So the contest judge says, "Good. Here's the winner:
"Blankety, blankety, blank
"Blankety, blankety, blank.
"Blankety blank,
"Blankety blank,
"Blankety blankety fuck."
**************************************************************************
Jim "We like a snack after our nap" Thorson
**************************************************************************
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Date: Tue, 6 Jun 1995 08:31:00 PDT
From: "Jeff Rollosson Halbhuber (Star" <jeffrh@STARWAVE.COM>
Subject: Dear IRS, Take my Children, PLEASE!
[Forwards Adjusting their W4's]
This is a real letter by someone at Intel.
The IRS sent me a letter last Friday. They audited my return and denied
two of my dependent deductions! I thought you might like to read my
response which, while more devastating than any militia plot, is a
kinder and gentler way of striking fear into the heart of government!
Dear Sirs:
I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the
three dependents I claimed on my 1994 Federal Income Tax return. Thank
you. I have questioned whether these are my children or not for years.
They are evil and expensive.
It's only fair that since they are minors and not my responsibility that
the government (who, evidently, is now taxing me more to care for these
waifs) knows something about them and what to expect over the next year.
You may apply next year to reassign them to me and reinstate the
deduction. This year they are yours!
The oldest, Kristen, is now 17. She is brilliant. Ask her! I suggest
you put her to work in your office where she can answer peoples questions
about their returns. While she has had no formal training, it has not
seemed to hamper her knowledge of any other subject you can name. Taxes
should be a breeze. Next year she is going to college. I think it's
wonderful that you will now be responsible for that little expense.
While you mull that over, keep in mind she has a truck. It doesn't run
at the moment so you have the immediate decision of appropriating some
Department of Defense funds to fix the vehicle or getting up early to
drive her to school. Kristen also has a boyfriend. Oh joy. While she
possesses all the wisdom of the universe, her alleged mother and I have
felt it best to occasionally remind her of the virtues of abstinence, and
in the face of overwhelming passion, safe sex. This is always
uncomfortable and I'm quite relieved you will be handling it in the
future. May I suggest you reinstate Joycelyn Elders who had a rather
good handle on the problem.
Patrick is 14. I've had my suspicions about this one. His eyes are a
little to close together for normal people. He may be a tax examiner
himself someday if you don't incarcerate him first. In February I was
rudely awakened at three in the morning by a police officer who was
bringing Pat home. He and his friends were TP'ing houses. In the
future would you like him delivered to the local IRS office or sent
directly to Ogden, UT? Kids at 14 will do almost anything on a dare.
His hair is purple. Permanent dye, temporary dye, what's the big deal?
Learn to deal with it. You'll have plenty of time since he is sitting
out a few days of school after instigating a food fight. I'll take care
of filing your phone number with the vice principal. Oh yes, he, and
all his friends, have raging hormones. This is the house of
testosterone and it will be much more peaceful when he lives in your
home. DO NOT leave any of them unsupervised with girls, explosives,
inflammables, inflatables, vehicles or telephones. (I'm sure you'll
find the telephones a source of unimaginable amusement, be sure to lock
out the 900 and 976 numbers!)
Heather is an alien. She slid through a time warp and appeared quite by
magic one year. I'm sure this one is yours. She is 10, going on 21.
She came from a bad trip in the sixties. She wears tie-dyed clothes,
beads, sandals and hair that looks like Tiny Tim's. Fortunately you
will be raising my taxes to help you offset the pinch of her remedial
reading courses. Hooked on Phonics is expensive so the schools dropped
it. Good news! You can buy it yourself for half the amount of the
deduction you are denying! It's quite obvious we were terrible parents
(ask the other two) so they have "helped" raise this one to a new level
of terror. She cannot speak English. Most people under twenty
understand the curious patois she fashioned out of valley girl/boys in
the hood/reggae/yuppie/political doublespeak. I don't. The school
sends her to a speech pathologist who has her roll her R's. It added a
refreshing Mexican/Irish touch to her voice. She wears hats backwards,
pants baggy and wants one of her ears pierced four more times. There is
a fascination with tattoos that worries me but I'm sure you can handle
it. Bring a truck when you come to get her, she sort of "nests" in her
room and I think it would be easier to move the entire thing than find
out what it's really made of.
You denied two of the three deductions so I guess it's only fair you get
to pick which two you will take. I prefer you take the two youngest, I
still go bankrupt with Kristen's college expense but then I'm free! If
you take the two oldest at least I have time for counseling before
Heather becomes a teenager. If you take the two girls I won't feel so
bad about putting Patrick in a military academy. Please let me know of
your decision as soon as possible as I have already increased the
withholding on my W4 to cover the $395 in additional tax and made a down
payment on an airplane.
Yours Truly,
------------------------------
Date: Tue, 6 Jun 1995 12:08:28 CST
From: Jeffrey Starke <Jeffrey_Starke_at_pjc-main@SMTPLINK.PJC.CC.FL.US>
Subject: <No subject given>
Subject: traffic violation <may be offensive to police>
I heard a police siren as I was driving along.
The cop pulled me over and asked If I saw that stop sign.
I said yeah, "I slowed down isn't that good enough?"
Then he started hitting me with his billy club.
He said do you want me to slow down or stop!
A farmer had 3 daughters and 3 men wanting to date them.
The farmer said if they show some class by reciting some poetry
they can date his daughters.
The first man said, "My name is Freddie I'm here to date Betty, we're going to
have spaghetti, is she ready?"
The farmer said go ahead.
The second man said, "My name is Joe I'm here to date Flo, we're going to a
show, can she go?"
The farmer said go ahead.
The third man said, "My name is Chuck." The farmer shot him.
-------:-)keep smiling:-)--------
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Date: Tue, 6 Jun 1995 11:44:55 -0700
From: Henry Cate <cate3@NETCOM.COM>
Subject: Life 8.6
Date: 18 May 92 13:20:38 PDT (Monday)
----------------------------------------------------
From dsc.cuties, forwarded by: todd@gwinnett.com (Todd Reese)
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. He
to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer wonder and
stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.
Contributed by: ihuxv!nira
Work hard and save your money and when you
are old you will be able to buy the things
only the young can enjoy.
Contributed by: ihuxv!nira
A LOCAL POLITICIAN sent out thousands of letters to the voters
in his county requesting funds to help finance his reelection.
The letters were addressed simply "Occupant."
A few days later he received one check for $100,000. The
fellow could hardly believe his eyes. Who was this benefactor?
Quickly he looked at the name on the check. It was signed
"Occupant."
Contributed by:: ihps3!harpo!duke!decvax!microsof!uw-beave!ubc-visi!majka
Did you hear that every year in the Soviet Union, there is a Union-wide
Lenin look-alike contest. The winner gets put in the tomb.
Contributed by:: ihps3!harpo!eagle!mhtsa!alice!rabbit!ark
Then there was the one about...
... the accountant who liked to work all day at
inventing tax shelters until it got dark.
He compared himself to the Lone Ranger,
writing off into the sunset...
My Uncle Earl was a judge in Erie County, New York. Early in
his career he closed down a cat-house in downtown Buffalo.
The madame had to move her house outside the city limits,
which caused her to lose quite a bit of business. When she
died, my uncle received a notice of probate stating he was to
receive a distribution from the old lady's estate. Curious,
he went to the reading of the Will and was horrified to learn
he was to get $1 million "in memory of many fond nights together."
Of course, he renounced his right to receive this distribution.
Later, he started a $1 million suit against the estate for
testamentary libel.
Contributed by: houxz!houxi!houxa!houxm!npois!npoiv!hou5f!hou5d!aptools
Name: Mark Terribile
An amteur magician that I know tells
the story of the time that Hans Christian
Anderson raced against a glacier. Of course,
Hans one, since, as we all know,
the Hans is quicker that the Ice?
Contributed by: ixn5c!ihps3!houxz!houxi!hou5d!hou5a!hou5e!jjm
A friend of mine in sunny California told me that he
was at a surfing competition last summer, and one of the
competitors merely stood knee-deep in the water as all
the others paddled out toward the big waves. When asked
why he didn't swim out, he said..
"They also surf, who only stand and wade."
Contributed by: ixn5c!ihps3!houxz!houxi!hou5d!hou5a!hou5e!jjm
A friend of mine who is a Xerox salesman was recently at a sales convention
cocktail party when he asked a new aquaintence, "Have you heard the latest
IBM-salesman joke?"
His colleague replied, "Before you say anything, I should warn you that I'm an
IBM-salesman."
The Xerox salesman said, "Oh, that's all right. I'll tell it very slowly."
--
Henry Cate III <cate3@netcom.com>
The Life collection maintainer, selections of humor from the internet
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in
overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison
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Date: Tue, 6 Jun 1995 17:41:06 -0400
From: Jim Goldman <JimGPhynn@AOL.COM>
Subject: Little Red Riding Hood >profanity, crude, innuendo<
Found this on the Wordplay-L Digest...
Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest when the Big Bad Wolf jumps
out and says, "Hah! I've got you, Red Riding Hood, and I'm going to fuck
you all night!"
Red calmly pulls a .44 out of her basket, cocks it at the Wolf, and says
"Oh no, you're not. You're going to eat me, just like the book says."
Jim
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Date: Tue, 6 Jun 1995 18:29:14 EDT
From: Bill <BEDWARDS@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU>
Subject: Humor: Franzheimer Theatre
The Franzheimer Theatre was built in 1906, but did not open until
1909, because it was noticed, on the morning of the opening of
its inaugural production, "Hooray for Hats!," that he architect,
Stanford White, had forgotten to include a powder room for its
lady customers, and also a stage. (This lapse is understood when
one learns that Mr. White did not design the theatre until after
he had been shot in the head at Madison Square Garden.) The
Franzheimer became the first Broadway theatre to be closed before
it opened.
The first paragraph (of 10) from the Shouts & Murmur column in
the New Yorker (12 June 1995), p. 112, "Some notes ..." by
Douglas McGrath.
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Date: Tue, 6 Jun 1995 19:15:53 -0500
From: Cliff Johnson <cjohnson@ESU15.ESU15.K12.NE.US>
Subject: nun joke <not really offensive>
Did you hear about the two nuns that walked into a bar?
You'd have thought that when the first one fell down, the second one
would have ducked.
(It's OK. I didn't get it the first time either.)
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Date: Tue, 6 Jun 1995 20:40:15 -0400
From: Mike Kidulich <MJKidulich@AOL.COM>
Subject: Training <off. language>
Forwards removed
To: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Special High Intensity Training
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
our employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained
through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are
trying to give employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please
see your manager. You will be placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our
managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you
can handle.
Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL
EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take
D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING
(E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were
promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T.
already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others.
We can add your name to uor BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.
S.H.I.T.).
Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply
for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY TRAINING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
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